EX-GOVERNMENT PERSONAL SECURITY GUARD MEETS DELIVEROO RIDER AND FORMS AWARD-WINNING CREATIVE DUO
I’ll begin with a few short facts about me, I’m gay, I’m adopted, and largely carefree, But up until last year, faced a major mind twister A perpetual fear, that I’d fucked my own sister.
Now you might be shocked, appalled, or disgusted, To have such a fear, one must be… maladjusted. No, thing is, by birth I knew I’d one sister, Around my age, same mum, different mister.
To avoid any issues, I made up a plan, To only date women only outside my own clan. My mother was white, and my sister mixed-race , So I’d avoid all women with similar face-s.
Portuguese, French, Italian and Greeks Preferably if with an accent she speaks, Dated black girls, and white girls, and Asian girls too, But this strategy perished after a year or two.
I grew slowly more restless, greedy, and bored, Hungry to expand my horizons, to make them more broad And so I decided, to step into the breach, Pursue me a lightie, commence flirtatious outreach.
So I went off, a night on the Soho tiles Out with my pals, dressed up, flashing our smiles. Found a beautiful mixed girl - engaged in conversation All the while thinking- could she be my relation?
How could I ask her without seeming freaky? Asking for family photos would seem far too needy. Maybe I could ask for her Mum's maiden name? She’ll probably think I'm playing fraudulent games .
Fuck it I thought, made my peace with God, Before I leaned in for that first fateful snog. It’d be the first of many with light skin girls, I’ve a big gay soft spot for a woman with curls.
Fast forward to the end of last year, I’d finally found her, that's my sis to be clear. Through social services, we agreed to meet, In less than 24 hours - she’d be on my street.
I woke up that morning, sweaty and uneasy. Had I fucked my own sister? The thought made me queasy. But onward I pushed, put on my best garb, Stepped out to find her, face flushed as rhubarb.
At last, I saw her, against the wall she leaned, A woman I’d not fucked, not kissed, nor even seen. Confirmation, at last, I could decree, Kept it incest free since 1993.